Profile: FRANCIS WESTMORELAND


Francis Westmoreland

Occupation: Islandwood Golf Course Superintendent

Nickname: "Bullet", "Franny"

Age: 48

Height/Weight: 6' 1" / 182lbs

Reputation: In his 18th year of service to Islandwood, Franny is known for his unwavering dedication to conditioning the golf course. Known as the "Bullet", he spends his days zipping from hole to hole adjusting and fixing equipment and the irrigation system. Some members swear that there must be 2 or 3 Frannys out on the course at any one time. He smokes a pipe, and claims to have repaired over 500,000 ball marks in his career.

Favorite Food: Bean sprout salad, trail mix.

Pet Peeves: Lightning, deep divots.