Occupation: Head Golf Professional at Islandwood Country Club
Nickname(s): "T.C.", "Tommy"
Reputation: Deceptively funny (he thinks). Practical joker of legend. Can be seen sitting on a bench between lessons chatting someone up about golf. Has legs that are whiter than out-of-bounds stakes. Favors golf shirts with a pocket on the front for no apparent reason. Wickedly effective softball pitcher.
Favorite food: Islandwood's grilled cheese with fresh tomato and Canadian bacon. Bud cans.
Pet Peeves: Slow play, fivesomes, sunflower seeds, crabgrass, shabbily dressed employees, long hitters, tobacco
Occupation: Executive Chef, Islandwood Country Club
Height/Weight: 5'10"/ 194lbs
Reputation: Known for his wide range of cooking talents; from classic French cuisine to quick finger-food selections. Enjoys sharing recipes with members and frequently caters events for them. Serious, yet fun-loving. Plays the violin.
Favorite Food: Cajun Monkfisk, gummi bears
Pet Peeves: Orders for anything "well done", wasted produce, unannounced large dining parties.
Occupation: Head Bartender, Islandwood Country Club
Height/Weight: 5'8"/ 165lbs
Reputation: Islandwood veteran with over 30 years of service and considered someone you "must see" when visiting Islandwood. Writes a daily trivia question on a chalkboard behind the bar for prizes. Knows every lyric to every Frank Sinatra song ever written.
Favorite Food: Islandwood's Marinated Flatiron Steak
Pet Peeves: Obnoxious and pushy Wine & Spirit vendors, members with attitude, synthetic corks.
Occupation: Islandwood Golf Course Superintendent
Nickname: "Bullet", "Franny"
Height/Weight: 6' 1" / 182lbs
Reputation: In his 18th year of service to Islandwood, Franny is known for his unwavering dedication to conditioning the golf course. Known as the "Bullet", he spends his days zipping from hole to hole adjusting and fixing equipment and the irrigation system. Some members swear that there must be 2 or 3 Frannys out on the course at any one time. He smokes a pipe, and claims to have repaired over 500,000 ball marks in his career.
Favorite Food: Bean sprout salad, trail mix.
Pet Peeves: Lightning, deep divots.
Occupation: Caddy Master at Islandwood Country Club
Nickname(s): "Cal", "Fleets"
Reputation: No nonsense African-American director of the caddy program at Islandwood. Goes out and caddies only once a year-- in the Islandwood Club Championship Tournament. And only for the current club champion-- Frederick Fuchs. Chews unlit cigars.
Favorite food: Barbecue brisket. Islandwood's crab dip.
Pet Peeves: Rookie caddies, hot weather.
Height/Weight: 5'7" / 155lbs