Occupation: Islandwood Greens Committee Chairperson, Golf Historian
Nickname: "Cee-Tee-Three", "Wink"
Height/Weight: 5'7" / 185 lbs
Reputation: Lost an eye in a fishing accident in 1991. Formerly a single digit handicapper, he now heads the Greens Committee. Rules with an iron fist. A stickler for cleanliness and order both on the golf course and inside the clubhouse. Presides over the club library and archives. Almost smiled in 1968.
Favorite Foods: Fried Liver and Onion Sandwiches, Doritos
Pet Peeves: Technology, Spandex, Facial Hair