Occupation: Head Golf Professional at Islandwood Country Club
Nickname(s): "T.C.", "Tommy"
Age: 61
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 155
Reputation: Deceptively funny (he thinks). Practical joker of legend. Can be seen sitting on a bench between lessons chatting someone up about golf. Has legs that are whiter than out-of-bounds stakes. Favors golf shirts with a pocket on the front for no apparent reason. Wickedly effective softball pitcher.
Favorite food: Islandwood's grilled cheese with fresh tomato and Canadian bacon. Bud cans.
Pet Peeves: Slow play, fivesomes, sunflower seeds, crabgrass, shabbily dressed employees, long hitters, tobacco
